Perform Oral Sex On Patients

The guy above is Pedro J. Gonzales. He is (was) a hospital worker from Mount Sinai Medical Center who surrendered on Wednesday after police say he performed oral sex on a male patient who was just waking up from anesthesia following surgery.

This 27 year old hospital employee confessed and was charged with sexual battery. Gonzalez, whose job is to transport patients within the hospital.

According to a police report, ''he began to perform oral sex'' on the patient, who pushed him away. The patient later told detectives "even though he was coming off the effects of the anesthesia, he can ID [the suspect] and was aware of the act.''

But according to Gonzales' uncle Francisco Alfaro, he is a very good kid and very educated. And Alfaro is very shocked about what happened and the problem he has. Gonzales has never behaved this way before from what he know. [source:miamiherald.com]

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The Long Copy On How To Write Short Copy

Many of the articles in Brian Clark's Copyblogger, whether written by Brian Clark himelf or his team of guest contributors, tend to have more fluff than substance.

The writers love to churn out long-winded self-indulged articles which make merely good reading or probably to show off their writing talent. Stuffed with gimmicky analogies, catchy titles, pop culture, etc. You just take any of its article and you can easily summarise it in a sentence or two.

Take instance, the post by Sonia Simone entitled "How to Lose 30 Pounds of Word Flab Overnight". Basically it's about how to write a lean compelling copy. Remove the redundant words and focus on one key idea. That's it.

She was supposed to teach us how to write a short killer copy, but ironically she needed 3,429 words just to do that. I thought she could just snarled past by like a mean Ducati bike! [photo:foxtongue]

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Face Cream Made From Bird Shit!

Ladies, do you like to have young smooth complexion-clear faces like the Japanese Geishas? Then slather your face with bird's shit! Yes, it is a Japanese traditional face cream made from nightingale droppings. It's called Uguisi no fun.

They have been used for Kabuki actor & Geisha's make-up cleansing for centuries in Japan and contain a natural enzyme (guanine, an amino acid w/ ammonic bleaching qualities) which has a natural lightening action. It says to have natural enzyme powder which helps to remove all traces of dirt and gently exfoliates dead skin cells. Leaves skin soft, smooth and brighter.

This exotic bird excrement comes in a powder form and is sterilized with UV light to kill bacteria and finely milled and mixed with rice bran.

How to use? First you mix with 1/2 teaspoon of NIGHTINGALE DROPPINGS, and a few drops of warm water in your palm. Apply to moist face and neck in small, circular motions. Rinse well with water.

Here is a video clip of this shitty treatment.

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Nudist B&B

There is going to be the first nudist B&B [bed & Breakfat] in Scandinavia. A couple named Steffen and Eva Brummer Pind who are avid naturists in southern Sweden have revealed plans to begin catering for nude tourists at a picturesque farm near the village of Skurup.

They are offering a pick-up service from nearby Malmö Airport. So, within minutes of their arrival, travellers can strip right away.

It has a 123,000 square metre garden to let you walk or laze around naked and it is scheduled to open at the end of May.

If you are not a naturist, you can still stay in this nudist B&B, but don't be shocked to see people walking around in the nude. [source:local sweden news]

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Play Video Games While Peeing

picture:engadget

Peeing need not be boring anymore. You don't need to face the stained urinal bowl or the wall doing it while gazing at the wall or your same old dick draining itself. Yes, now peeing is fun. Now you can play video game while you're pissing.

The game is called Place To Pee. A specially designed booth for two players at a time. It offers two kind of games. One is feature a ski race that has players compete against each other on a virtual slalom course and the second one is a space battle where you fire on hostile aliens.

All you need to do is to hit their target with your squirting urine by aiming at sensors positioned on either side of the urinal. Remember we guys use to do it while we were kids; aiming at the crawling ants or any chosen objects in sight while easing ourselves in the open.

Oh yes, women can get into action too with the aid of a specially designed paper cone.

It was installed in at GamePower Expo in Gent, Belgium. But it has been banned for indecency. offence.

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10 Sex Mistakes Men Make In Bed

According to Dr. Yvonne K. Fulbright a sex educator, relationship expert, columnist and founder of Sexuality Source Inc., these are top 10 sex mistakes many men make. I agree with her list which I would like to share with you.

1. Foreplay Should Starts Way Before Sex

The timer for enticing your partner should start way before you hit the sheets. Your pre-game show is best approached as an all day affair. Women love to be wooed. Women want to know you can’t get them out of your mind and that will get them horny. Women love knowing that they are desired.

2. Don't Rush Down South

Be patient. Don't dive into her coochie too soon. A woman needs to be properly aroused before any below-the-belt action feels good. Focus on her entire body. Rub, kiss, caress, lick and nimble her absolute body before heading down south for your reward.

3. Never Miss The Clitoris

Many men think a woman’s orgasm results only from penile penetration. It's not how deep your penetration. More than 70 per cent of women experience clitoral orgasm when it comes to maximum sexual excitation. Never ever ignore the clitoris. It is her sexual livewire.

4. Go For The G-Spot

Talking about clitoris, the next most important point is her G-spot. It is her most erogenous spot. Many men don’t know where is that elusive G-spot. Despite professional and scientific criticism and skepticism, the G-spot, as a concept, has been widely accepted by the public. One study reports that 84 percent of women believe that there is a “highly sensitive area” in the vagina. Your partner needs to be aroused before you even have a chance of finding it.

5. Sex Is Not A Competition

Don't treat having sex as achieving a goal. Enjoy the ride. Your sexual exploration should be playtime for two. Connecting with your partner will bring the ultimate climax for both of you.

6. Let Her Be A Slut

Frankly I prefer my woman gets into her adulterated side while we are having sex. In fact, research has found that women are more aroused by explicit fantasies than romantic ones. Let her go wild, talk dirty, scream her head off and act like a slut. Let her in control and you are in for a good time.

7. She's No Porn Star

When I said let her be a slut, I don't mean treat her like a professional porn star like Jenna Jameson. As seen in porn films, many men expect their lovers to fulfill their every fantasy. Remember that porn is fantasy, not reality. Expecting her to act like a porn star is simply not fair.

8. Men Don't Act Like A Porn Star

Despite what smut films indicate, most women are not lusting after a three-legged man. Don’t be too hard on yourself for being just being average. Size is not everything. Remember sex is plaything for both of you.

9. One Orgasm Is Not Always Enough

Women are not as quick to come down from their aroused state as men. Many can be launched right back to bliss, and many women do crave more action and orgasms, even if they were perfectly satisfied the first time round. Even if you’re exhausted, don’t rule out Round 2. There are other ways of pleasing her, so go ahead and do it all over again.

10. Putting On Weight Can Be A Put Down

Most you men always want their women to stay slim and attractive. Always hot-to-trot. But what about you? Watch your own weight as well. Your big bulging belly can get into your way while having fun. Plus it puts a strain on your health. You might be straining for breath after a few thrusts. You think your partner like to be humped by a big sweaty man? [source: perthnow]

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Museum Of Phalluses And Penile Parts

He has 261 penises, or rather preserved phalluses and penile parts belonging to almost all the land and sea mammals that can be found in Iceland. He is Sigurdur Hjartarson, the founder and owner of the Icelandic Phallological Museum. The only museum in the world to contain a collection of phallic specimens belonging to all the various types of mammal found in a single country, Iceland.

He started collecting back in 1974 with a single bull's penis and to date he has 261 preserved members. The largest, from a sperm whale, is 70 kg (154 lb) and 1.7 meters (5.58 ft) long. The smallest, a hamster penis bone, is just 2 mm and must be viewed through a magnifying glass!

Most of the specimens were donated by fishermen, hunters and biologists. They are kept in glass jars of formaldehyde or dried and mounted on the wall, as if they are in a science lab or trophy room.

It is housed in a plain brown building quiet fishing village of Husavik, 480 km (298 miles) northeast of the capital. The entrance marked by a tall brown phallus near the door and a penis-shaped sign over the front porch.

According to Hjartarson, a growing number of people from all over the world view the collection each year, 60 percent of them are women.

Other than the animal phalluses, visitors can view the collection of about three hundred artistic oddments and other practical utensils related to the museum´s chosen theme.

Currently, there is no human penis on display as yet. But a German, an American, an Icelander and a Briton have promised to donate their organs after death. [source: msnbc]

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Reverse Funnel System A Scam?

Some time ago Garry Conn said that in MMO niche is full of jerks like John Cow, Vic of Blogger Unleashed and Ty "Reverse Funnel System"Coughlin.

About this "beach bum who makes $237,000 from laptop" really blows his top. Yes, I'm talking the shirtless beach bum who claims to have a simple and proven "Reverse Funnel System" that quickly and simply put $5,000 to $10,000 in many students' pockets every week!

John Chow wrote a review which what Garry Conn called it nothing more than a bunch well pieced together words that cover up the smell of this crap garbage program that is only making people more in debt to their ventures in MMO rather than richer.

To quote Garry Conn: "If this system were to be printed on paper, it would go down in the history books as being the most expensive toilet paper in the world. If you purchase The Reverse Funnel system, you are in essence purchasing very expensive printable toilet paper." Unquote.

Earlier to this rant, Garry Conn has already mentioned that he has rejected and refunded over 100 requests to advertise this shady product by Ty Coughlin.

But surprisingly you can also find this Reverse Funnel System ad in Maki's highly respected blog Dosh Dosh, Marc Galeazzi's One Man's Goal, John TP.com, PureBlogging.com and even in Yaro Starak's reputable site Entrepreneurs-Journey.

As a newbie, who should I believe. Ty Coughlin, Garry Conn, Marc Galeazzi, Maki, John Chow or Yaro Starak?

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Werewolf Boy From India

His name is Pruthviraj Patil. He is from the district of Sangli, near Bombay. He is better known as "Werewolf Boy". He is believed to be one of only 50 people in the world who suffered from hypertrichosis, since birth. A rare genetic condition also known as Werewolf Syndrome.

Pruthviraj’s family have tried a range of treatments including homeopathy, traditional Indian Ayurvedic remedies and more recently laser surgery, but none has proved successful. He has tried removing it with laser treatment, but it still grows back.

The thick matted hair that covers Pruthviraj's face has caused him to be stared at and bullied throughout his childhood. Because of that he rarely leaves his home village in India.

When Prithviraj Patil was born, villagers told his mother she had given birth to a God. Others thought he was a supernatural creature and a bad omen because of his unique appearance. But despite his abnormal hair growth Pruthviraj is healthy, sporty and popular at school. [source: telegraph.co.uk]

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Miley Cyrus To Pose For Playboy?

Remember the recent furore over her recent revealing snaps by famous photographer Annie Leibovitz for June issue of Vanity Fair?

Now the controversial teen superstar MILEY CYRUS has been offered the chance to pose naked for Playboy magazine, as soon as she turns 18.

Playboy boss Hugh Hefner wants the 15-year-old Hanna Montan starlet to follow up her photographs for Vanity Fair. But this time to strip off completely in the pages of his legendary men's magazine, Playboy, when she reaches the legal age. [source:the sun]

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